Barbecue and Home Fries

Sometimes, you have to have real food.  No matter how creative you get with the stove and treasure hunts to the store, there comes a time when you have to have real meat.  And it has to be grilled.

We are very lucky because we have a big tough Eskimo friend with grill.  He likes to bring it over to our house and cook for us.




This is our tough Eskimo friend barbecuing hamburgers on Steve's birthday.  Notice the snow in the background.  (Also notice the adorable small child "helping" his dad.)

There are two difficulties when barbecuing in the snow: braving the cold outside long enough for the meat to cook and keeping the meat hot as it travels into the house.




Our tough Eskimo friend takes care of the first difficulty.  He can stand outside forever as long as he is equipped with the above grilling necessities.

I usually tackle the second difficulty.  As soon as BTE (Big Tough Eskimo) hollers that the meat is almost done, I run outside with a plate.  He piles the meat on, and I buzz back into the house as fast as my short legs will carry me.  Then I cover the meat with foil and put it in a heated over.  During this flurry of activity Steve is usually...uh...um.... I'm not sure what Steve is doing.  Probably playing his Nintendo DS or something and giving thanks that BTE is outside grilling in the cold instead of him.  (This comment is in no way meant to imply that my strapping husband is in any way lazy.  He works very hard, and I love him for it.  Thank you.)

On our last night in Shishmaref, BTE decided to spoil us with some of his grilling delicacies (I thought about being offended at the fact that he was celebrating our departure, but I knew the food would be good enough that I wouldn't care.  I'm kind of shallow that way.)




This is the barbecue sauce that BTE used to marinate the ribs.  It is made of bottled barbecue sauce, lots of garlic, and probably some other stuff (sorry for the vague details, I was busy doing important stuff on my laptop while he was concocting it).  He soaked the ribs in Sierra Mist as a tenderizer before marinating them in this sauce.





These are the ribs cooking.  I'm salivating just remembering them.  The soda pop tenderizer really did the trick.  They were so easy to chew and yummy!!!  I practically transformed into a feral animal gnawing the meat off the bones as fast as possible.




This is the chicken marinade.  BTE made it by mixing ranch dressing, lots of garlic, bacon bits, and Sierra Mist.  I'm not always a huge ranch dressing fan, but this stuff smelled a-freaking-mazing.  I wanted to eat the marinade all by itself.  Only my fear of salmonella from eating it with a soup spoon.




The chicken was major yum too.  Steve came close to falling in love with it.  That's funny because he usually thinks that chicken is a sissy food.  He said it was Rodizio's good (Rodizio's is our favorite Brazilian grill in Salt Lake City.  It's like an Alston family law that we have eat there every time we're in Utah).



My contribution to these dinners usally consists of running the meat back and forth to BTE and other mundane tasks like slicing pickles and asking Steve to set the table as soon as he finishes the next level of Mario World.  In honor of Steve's birthday, I tried this home fry recipe from my favorite cooking blog: Amateur Gourmet.

I would recommend this recipe who wants to celebrate the real gem of Idaho and is okay with a little deep frying.   (If you're interested, definitely check out Amateur Gourmet's directions.  They will be way better than mine.)

I started by boiling the potatoes.  When they were soft enough that my weak wrists could stab a knife through them, I took them out and cut them into chunks.



Then I fried them on one side with  in oil and butter.  After slightly browned, I flipped the chunks and  added minced onion and an assortment of seasonings.





The finished potatoes were a huge hit.  Everyone at the birthday party (BTE, BTE's oldest daughters, our coworker Coleenie, and our new friend visiting from the Netherlands) devoured them completely.  This recipe instantly made its way into our list of favorites.




I usually leave one of our kitchen windows open when we (meaning: BTE) barbecue.  That way I can hear when BTE needs something, and we can pass meat, foil, sauce, small firearms*, etc. through the window.  Our open window becomes a magnet for any young (and not so young) children in the village.  I've even had my high school students hanging inside my kitchen asking me questions and making small talk...

Our Arctic Barbecues break up the monotony of my crock pot and/or frying pan delicacies.  I would encourage all readers to barbecue even if the obstacles include freezing temperatures and high meat prices.  It's worth it.


*No members of the Alaska Alston family actually have any type of firearms in their possession.